Click here to see her channel her inner Martha Stewart/Julia Child/Giada DeLaurentiis and roast a chicken, along with potatoes and a garden salad.

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Professor: Ms. Sarah Jessica Parker.  she also responds to Carrie Bradshaw.

Class Rules: Only those who speak Prada or are wearing stilettos will be admitted to class. No exceptions.

Class substitute: Kim Cattrall. Watch out, freshmen boys.

Brown Nosing Technique of Choice:  Designer gifts. A pair of Manahlo Blahniks is a guaranteed A.

Multimedia Aide: Season 6 of Sex and the City.

Professor: Joe Jonas

Class Rules: Never use the straightener without first applying a heat protecting product!

Class substitute:  Rocker Sebastian Bach.

Brown Nosing Technique of Choice: Ask him how he gets his hair so shiny.

Multimedia Aide: menwithlonghair.blogspot.com

Professor: John Mayer.

Class Rules: Failing to update your twitter with annoying updates about your hair, last meal, etc. will result in a punishment of 17 blog posts.

Class substitute: Diablo Cody.

Brown Nosing Technique of Choice:  Clicking on his fan page over and over again to boost his Google Analytics numbers.

Multimedia Aide: Facebook. Hello.

Professor: Simon Cowell

Class Rules: Unless you are a classically trained vocalis, DO NOT attempt to sing a Celine Dion song. Please.

Class substitute: Anyone but Paula.

Brown Nosing Technique of Choice: Being hot is a plus.

Multimedia Aide: American Idol reruns. With Paula’s speaking parts fast-forwarded.

Professor: Jennifer Aniston

Class Rules: No mentioning you-know-who.

Class substitute: Christie Brinkley.

Brown-Nosing Technique of Choice: Boycotting Brad Pitt’s movies.

Multimedia Aide: Mr. and Mrs Smith.

Professor: Paris Hilton

Class Rules: No getting a real job or making significantcontributions to society.

Class substitute: Kristen Callavari.

Brown Nosing Technique of Choice: Purchasing her crappy single “Stars are Blind” on iTunes.

Multimedia Aide: The Simple Life Seasons 1 -4.

Professor: Micheal Scott.

Class Rules: Preface his name with “Our fearless leader…”

Class Substitute: Dwight Shrute. He might even be worse of a professor than Micheal.

Brown Nosing Technique of Choice: Making inappropriate comments about other coworkers. Or making fun of Toby in general.

Multimedia Aide: The lyrics to “My Humps.”

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